Saturday, June 15, 2019

Hits 1 Review: Shocker. (12) - June 15, 2019

No, I'm not giving you a picture, guess the #1.
Not much to say except I plan to host a new rankdown soon and Happy Father's Day to all the fathers reading. Hopefully you get a nice gift. Here is our lone exit this week:
  • Dean Lewis - Be Alright (#40)
Last Week's #1 Song: Hmm... (11)
45. Dan + Shay - Tequila (#45)
44. Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (#44)
43. Jordan McGraw - Flexible (#31)
42. Billie Eilish - When The Party's Over (#43)
41. Ellie Goulding x Diplo - Close to Me (#39)
40. Alessia Cara - Out of Love (#38)
39. Post Malone - Wow (#42)
38. NOTD, Felix Jaehn, & Captain Cuts ft. Georgia Ku - So Close (#41)
37. BTS ft. Halsey - Boy With Luv (#37)
36. Andy Grammer - Don't Give Up On Me (#34)
35. Ciara - Thinkin Bout You (#24)
34. Billie Eilish - Bury A Friend (#32)
33. Bazzi - Paradise (DEBUT)
32. Twenty One Pilots - Chlorine (#26)
31. The Chainsmokers ft. Kelsea Ballerini - This Feeling (#33) [7 Weeks at #1]
30. Alec Benjamin - Let Me Down Slowly (#25)
29. Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored (#11)
28. Lauv ft. Troye Sivan - I'm So Tired (#21)
27. Martin Garrix ft. Macklemore & Patrick Stump - Summer Days (#35)
26. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved (#23)
25. Ava Max - So Am I (#30)
24. Panic! At The Disco - High Hopes (#29) [8 Weeks at #1]
23. Khalid - Talk (#28)
22. Alec Benjamin - If We Have Each Other (#36)
21. Marshmello ft. Bastille - Happier (#16) [2 Weeks at #1]
20. Sam Smith ft. Normani - Dancing With A Stranger (#14)
19. MAX ft. Quinn XCII - Love Me Less (#27)
18. Billie Eilish - Bad Guy (#13)
17. P!nk - Walk Me Home (#17)
16. Panic! At The Disco - Dancing's Not A Crime (#20)
15. Ed Sheeran ft. Justin Bieber - I Don't Care (#15)
14. Katy Perry - Never Really Over (#19)
13. Dan + Shay - Speechless (#12)
12. Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road (#22)
11. 5 Seconds of Summer - Easier (#18)
10. Halsey - Without Me (#4) [5 Weeks at #1]
9. Imagine Dragons - Bad Liar (#8)
8. Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho (#9)
7. Panic! At The Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It (#10) [3 Weeks at #1]
6. Halsey - Nightmare (#6)
5. Marshmello ft. CHVRCHES - Here With Me (#7)
4. Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer - Who Do You Love (#3)
3. Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You (#5)

...you should be able to guess the #1 by now.

2. Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie - ME! (#2)
1. Woah, this is really difficult. (#1) [Record-Tying 12th Week at #1]

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Panic! At The Disco - Say Amen (Saturday Night) (2/4)

Biggest DROP!!!... of the Week: Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored (-18)

Biggest Jump of the Week: Alec Benjamin - If We Have Each Other (+14)

New Entrants
  • We only have one entrant this week and it is by a returning artist after two big hits. This artist is Bazzi who you might know for his breakthrough with Mine and Beautiful, the latter with Camila Cabello. His new song is titled Paradise. This reminds me of Mine in a way which I loved. I like his vocals to begin with. The instrumentation is spot on. The chorus is good. I really like the verses. Overall, this isn't as good as Mine but it still works well for me.
HitBound
Here is the HitBound list this week:
  • Mark Ronson ft. Camila Cabello - Find U Again
  • OneRepublic - Rescue Me
  • In Real Life - Crazy AF
  • Chainsmokers ft. Bebe Rexha - Call You Mine
  • AJR - 100 Bad Days
  • Taylor Swift - You Need to Calm Down (DEBUT)
  • Lizzo - Truth Hurts
  • P!nk - Hustle
  • Jonas Brothers - Cool
  • Push Baby - Mama's House
  • Kygo ft. Rita Ora - Carry On
  • Ed Sheeran ft. Chance the Rapper & PnB Rock - Cross Me
  • Kaskade ft. Meghan Trainor - With You (DEBUT)
  • Asher Angel - One Thought Away
  • Public - Make You Mine
  • Miley Cyrus - Mother's Daughter
HitBound Breakdown
0 - Crap
NONE

1 - Bad
NONE

2 - Mediocre
NONE

3 - Decent
16. AJR - 100 Bad Days
15. In Real Life - Crazy AF
14. Jonas Brothers - Cool

4 - Good
13. Kaskade ft. Meghan Trainor - With You
12. Taylor Swift - You Need to Calm Down

5 - Great
11. Push Baby - Mama's House
10. Lizzo - Truth Hurts
9. Mark Ronson ft. Camila Cabello - Find U Again
8. Kygo ft. Rita Ora - Carry On
7. Ed Sheeran ft. Chance the Rapper & PnB Rock - Cross Me
6. Public - Make You Mine
5. Miley Cyrus - Mother's Daughter
4. Asher Angel - One Thought Away
3. P!nk - Hustle
2. OneRepublic - Rescue Me

BONUS: 6 - Best Song on HitBound
1. Chainsmokers ft. Bebe Rexha - Call You Mine

Overall: 73/80 (A+)

Blurbadise
  • Gee, I wonder what the #1 song is this week... seriously though, why is this mediocre song the Jonas Brothers' biggest hit? It's nothing to love or stan so I don't understand how this tied the record of twelve weeks when all three of the other songs that originally had it deserve it much more than this unappealing stock of wasted radio time. Watch it break the record.
  • On the other hand, nothing interesting really happened in the Top 10 other than Here With Me reaching the Top 5. I'm glad this gained all the recognition it deserved despite losing traction everywhere as this is much better than Marshmello's other representation on the countdown. On the same Marshmello note, I recommend to you his new song with band A Day to Remember titled Rescue Me. According to Your EDM News, it's also the start to his upcoming album, Joytime III. So I would recommend it to you.
  • It's really difficult to believe Love Me Less, a song with literally no recognition, is the 19th biggest song in North America. Hits 1 is weird sometimes, though. I prefer this over Lights Down Low (both are good) but it doesn't need weeks in the Top 10 yet.
  • It's about that darn time that Happier falls out of the Top 20. With Here With Me booming here, I hope that this eventually dies out because this is literally locked for my Bottom 10 of 2019 unless some more Billie Eilish and Halsey crap comes around to Hits 1.
  • I guess I'm fine with If We Have Each Other rising to #22. This feels like it's about to be a repeat of Let Me Down Slowly but as long as it gets up to maybe the Top 10 and isn't extremely overplayed like its predecessor, I'll be fine. Also, the other day I listened to this in the car and I don't know why but it reminded me of Queen. Huh.
  • I don't have much to say about Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored falling to the edge of the Top 30. Please let Bloodline get here and rise above this as Bloodline is the best representation off of Thank U, Next.
  • That's how it's done, kids. Over the course of four weeks, Close to Me fell from #17 to the rink of its end. I'm okay with this leaving because it's really mediocre and just a space filler in general.
  • I have a feeling Tequila and High Hopes will make it to their one-year anniversary here. Two weeks away. Hopefully the former slides in but we don't need any more longetivity from High Hopes. It's peaked already and I don't need more of this.
  • My condolences to Be Alright. It deserved some weeks in the Top 5. It will be missed. Locked for my Top 45 of 2019.
Now I wanted to do something special for you all as a nice little gift for your support...

Top 20 45 Breakdown
That's right. Just like a Top 20 Breakdown but the whole countdown.

0 - Crap
45. Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
44. Billie Eilish - When The Party's Over
43. Marshmello ft. Bastille - Happier
42. Billie Eilish - Bury A Friend
41. Khalid - Talk
40. Halsey - Without Me

1 - Bad
39. Katy Perry - Never Really Over
38. Halsey - Nightmare
37. Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored
36. Alec Benjamin - Let Me Down Slowly
35. Panic! At The Disco - High Hopes
34. Jonas Brothers - Sucker
33. Alessia Cara - Out of Love
32. Ellie Goulding x Diplo - Close to Me
31. Twenty One Pilots - Chlorine
30. BTS ft. Halsey - Boy With Luv
29. Ed Sheeran ft. Justin Bieber - I Don't Care

2 - Mediocre
28. Jordan McGraw - Flexible
27. Andy Grammer - Don't Give Up On Me

3 - Decent
26. NOTD, Felix Jaehn, & Captain Cuts ft. Georgia Ku - So Close
25. Ciara - Thinkin Bout You
24. Lauv ft. Troye Sivan - I'm So Tired
23. Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
22. Alec Benjamin - If We Have Each Other
21. Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road
20. Chainsmokers ft. Kelsea Ballerini - This Feeling
19. Billie Eilish - Bad Guy

4 - Good
18. Ava Max - So Am I
17. MAX ft. Quinn XCII - Love Me Less

5 - Great
16. Post Malone - Wow
15. Dan + Shay - Speechless
14. Imagine Dragons - Bad Liar
13. Dan + Shay - Tequila
12. Panic! At The Disco - Dancing's Not A Crime
11. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
10. P!nk - Walk Me Home
9. 5 Seconds of Summer - Easier
8. Bazzi - Paradise
7. Marshmello ft. CHVRCHES - Here With Me
6. Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You
5. Sam Smith ft. Normani - Dancing With A Stranger
4. Martin Garrix ft. Macklemore & Patrick Stump - Summer Days
3. Panic! At The Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It
2. Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer - Who Do You Love

BONUS: 6 - Best Song on the Countdown
1. Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie - ME!

Overall: 128/225 (F)

Yeah, not a great countdown. I'll find a better week.

Top 5 Countdown Picks
1. Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie - ME!
2. Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer - Who Do You Love
3. Panic! At The Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It
4. Martin Garrix ft. Macklemore & Patrick Stump - Summer Days
5. Sam Smith ft. Normani - Dancing With A Stranger

5 comments:

  1. Not rude, but I can tell that Sucker being #1 for an extensively will just make you and every other Countdown analyst yawn each time. We should call Hits 1 that they should have a new song at #1 soon. They're treating it like the best thing ever, it's all about their reunification, but it's not.

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    1. THANK YOU! It's almost like they want the listeners to go to sleep every time the countdown streams. They should replace their #1 already, there's much larger songs that could be there.

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  2. Oh my gosh, you just made my job so much harder. It's fine though you don't actually have to refine it, I actually enjoy my job being harder and this is why I started doing the weekly rankdowns

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